THIS IS A NEW LOW

As if there weren't already enough calories and health hazards in Coca-Cola, someone just came up with this.

We're all going to get diabetes. Especially Sacky. Because I'm sure he would eat this.

SEE HOW SMART YOU ARE

I found this brainteaser site and I found the answer in about 30 seconds, but it took Sacky much longer. See how you do!

THIS IS FOR FUNKY

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with the baby in front of me.

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We get two participants.

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[ with one hand]

I guess I'll go back to doing it the other way since someone just ripped the "o" key off my keyboard.

FUN GUY

My kid is so cute. He has just started touching my face with his hand and it is so cute.

How did we make something so cute? Neither of us is that cute.

FOR LIQUID PORK GUN

Here's another of the links you wanted.