I'M SURE THIS IS VERY SNOBBY BUT I DON'T CARE
I'm depressed. I'm depressed because although I am very happy with what I am doing, I am really not accomplishing much and I feel very unimpressive.
All of my friends do impressive things like go to elite universities or get doctorates. I am smarter than most of them, and I am at least as smart as all of them, so I am upset because I don't have a doctorate too.
Now no one will ever know that I am smart. Everyone will just think I am dumb because I don't have a doctorate, and I like my teaching job, but I don't like playing the cello enough to practice it, and I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to pursue the cello as a career, because out of all my interests, that's the one that motivates me the least. I would rather eat shit than pursue an advanced degree in music.
So I chose a career that I'm not motivated to improve in, so I'm not improving, and since I don't want to change jobs, it would be unbelievably wasteful to get a doctorate in some random subject just so people would know that I am actually smart. It wouldn't even be hard to get the doctorate. It would just be expensive and I don't want to pay for it, especially since I never have any money.
But I still feel like a complete loser, and I probably always will.
All of my friends do impressive things like go to elite universities or get doctorates. I am smarter than most of them, and I am at least as smart as all of them, so I am upset because I don't have a doctorate too.
Now no one will ever know that I am smart. Everyone will just think I am dumb because I don't have a doctorate, and I like my teaching job, but I don't like playing the cello enough to practice it, and I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to pursue the cello as a career, because out of all my interests, that's the one that motivates me the least. I would rather eat shit than pursue an advanced degree in music.
So I chose a career that I'm not motivated to improve in, so I'm not improving, and since I don't want to change jobs, it would be unbelievably wasteful to get a doctorate in some random subject just so people would know that I am actually smart. It wouldn't even be hard to get the doctorate. It would just be expensive and I don't want to pay for it, especially since I never have any money.
But I still feel like a complete loser, and I probably always will.
3 Comments:
I don't think you're snobby. I think you're just fucking stupid.
That's different.
Why do you need a doctorate? Why would you have to change jobs if you got one? You make no sense.
Go eat a cookie.
The one thing I don't need is a cookie. That's because I'm so fat.
If I was going to spend all that time and money on getting a doctorate, I would have to change jobs so that I would at least use the doctorate.
Oh well. At least I don't have a big red head.
No, graduate studies get you a title like Doctor.
That would sort of be like if everyone had to say "smart" before your name every time they spoke to you.
I want to be "Smart Phoooiee" instead of just "Phoooiee."
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