My husband is a piece of crap.
Okay, he isn't a piece of crap ALL of the time. Just some of the time. But in a lot of ways, it stinks being married to someone who occasionally behaves like a giant turd. No pun intended.
posted by Phoooiee | 6:57 PM
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At least I wipe up after myself.
Actually, most of the time you don't.
Have you ever heard of the "no wipe dump"? It sounds like a lot of problems might be solved by employing this technique. You paying attention, anonymous?
Hey now. While I often find that guy to be disfunctional in the, I mean, the cleaning up of, the, the trash-pickup... like after something's over and done, the part where you're not supposed to leave the stuff, the.... that portion at the.
Well anyway who am I kidding. I don't have to live with him. I mean I did, a couple of times, but that was... i'm pretty sure I forget how that was. But, seriously, he knows how to do a MEAN blanket dance.
Now that just sounds fucking WRONG, what I just said.
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